Please DO feed the animals.
I went to the zoo on Friday. Right in front of the monkey pond there was a sign reminding zoo-goers like me not to throw food to the monkeys.
I went to the zoo on Friday. Right in front of the monkey pond there was a sign reminding zoo-goers like me not to throw food to the monkeys.
I just finished reading George Abbott's autobiography, so expect a few Favorite Quotes from him in the coming weeks. Frankly, I could put half of the book up here, the writer/producer/director had so many great things to say. He is the original Mr. Broadway, working on more than 100 Broadway shows. And it's no coincidence that this prolific director tutored another prolific director, Mr. Hal Prince.
Professor Baker was an inspiring man. He gave you no nonsense about inner meanings and symbolisms; he turned your whole thoughts and energies into a practical matter of how to make a show. If it was good, a farce of a melodrama was just as important as a tragedy. One of the things he kept hammering on was, "Get the greatest given emotional result from the given scene." Don't have the character just come in and pick up the letter and go, but have him pick up the letter, then look under the bed, and go.
I mean, it doesn't get much simpler than that.
The first rule of advertising when launching a new advertising campagin for a product is to test, test, and test. And when you're done, test again. Because no matter what you think of a logo or a tag line, it's not until it's in the market that you know if it works or not.
It's that time of year! It's the Broadway League Spring Conference!
I watched Schindler's List again last night.
And so does the rest of the world.
Thanks to Bruce L. for the nudge.
You know what else is cool about Susan?
1. She sang a musical theater tune (like Les Miz need another 9,000,000 views)
2. She said she wanted a career like Elaine Paige, a musical theater star, not a career like Madonna.
Do you think she's gotten an offer to play Mama Morton in Chicago yet?
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Barring major breaking news, you can count on your soap to be on every day. Same time, same channel (and same story line).
While watching Honeymoon In Vegas the other night, I took a twitter poll asking for a quick thumbs up or thumbs down on the idea of making Honeymoon into a musical (a project that is currently in development).
There are so many amazing new works we can enjoy... :)
I totally agree with this [the above post] in the nicest way possible. :)
Aren't there any original ideas?
I think they need to start bringing originality back to Broadway.
No more musicals that were movies - unless it's Beetlejuice!
Yikes. Insert sound of clawing kitty here.
Original sounds awesome. And it's what I'd prefer any day of the week. But it's not as easy, prevalent or desired as you think.
I've written about the rise of screen to stage musicals before, but this time, let's look at stats on originals:
This season, there will be only three completely original new musicals on Broadway that were not based on any pre-existing source material, movie or otherwise: 13, Title of Show and The Story of My Life.
What do they have in common? I'll give you a hint. They all closed.
Last season, there were only three original musicals on Broadway as well: In The Heights, Passing Strange and Glory Day (plural cruelly omitted purposefully). Kudos to Heights, but disappointment for the other two.
Two seasons ago? No originals.
Three years back? Two: In My Life and Drowsy Chaperone. Chaperone worked in a small window, and then went away.
Four years? Two: Brooklyn and Spelling Bee (The Bee was actually based on an improv play, but since the play hadn't achieved any sort of notoriety, we'll include it here). The Bee succeeded but the Brooklyn investors would have been better off buying a bridge.
What's interesting about these stats is not the winners. I just named 10 shows and 2 recouped and that's consistent with the commonly quoted stat that 1 in 5 shows make money. We're on par.
What's alarming is that the other 8 shows were very quick flame outs, resulting in a loss of the entire capitalization or close to it (or in some cases, maybe even more?).
Now, all you tweeters . . . knowing these much higher risk statistics, are you really surprised that Producers and Writers look to source material before their own brains for ideas?
Flip the analysis around and look at some of the most successful musicals during that same five year period: Wicked, Jersey Boys, Lion King, Mamma Mia, and so on with un-originals and so on.
In fact, look at the longest running musicals of all time: Only 2 originals in the top 10 (I don't count Oh! Calcutta!)
I love an original musical. Falsettos is one of my favs. But the fact is that their artistic degree of difficulty is exceptionally high (and those critics that scream about lack of original ideas on Broadway should score them like Olympic gymnasts and give them extra points for the attempt). The financial risk is the highest, and they have a recent history of lower returns.
The truth is, some of those originals I mentioned above were simply not very good. And despite the statistical history, a great show can always make this post null and void. So anyone dissatisfied with the lack of originality on the GWW (Great White Way), should get out there and write a great show and I'll be the first to line up to produce it.
But we do have to remember that Broadway is a very specific place. It's a very thin slice of real estate in the center of the world. Producing and creating theater is different from producing and creating Broadway theater. And original just doesn't always work here, whether we like it or not.
Think about it this way. Broadway is like a museum. You know, like MoMA. Unfortunately, not every painter gets his art hung in MoMA, no matter how good they are. It's a museum of modern art. The people that go there, go to see a specific type. That's what they want. And the curators have to pick shows that are not only going to satisfy their patrons, but are going to thrill them.
That doesn't mean that painters of other styles should stop painting. It just means that MoMA might not be the place where their art has the best shot at success (interestingly enough - a heck of a lot of painters adapt their images from subjects or landscapes, don't they?)
So don't blame the Curators or the Producers or the Writers. You might just want to pick a different museum.
Still sticking to your guns and think that what audiences really want is originality? We wondered that same thing on 13 . . . and then we tested a tag line that called the show the most "original new musical on Broadway" (Title of Show used a similar hook). The results were as follows:
6% of those surveyed were definitely interested in the show based on that tagline.
15% were intrigued by the tagline.
79% of those surveyed said that this tagline "made them NOT interested in seeing 13."
These results are another example of what those of us on the inside would prefer is not necessarily what the majority of our audience prefers.
So maybe that Beetlejuice idea isn't so bad after all . . .
As someone who gets a minimum of 10 script submissions a week, I can tell you first hand that I know how hard it is to get a Producer to read your script and give it even 1/10th of the time and energy that you gave when you wrote it.
So what can you do to get that Producer to take that first step to producing your show and actually sit down and read your script?
Here are five tips on how to get a Producer to read your script:
1. THE ASSISTANT APPROACH
Surprise, surprise, most people who work in Producers' offices love plays and musicals, and have similar tastes to their boss, or at least know what the boss likes or doesn't like (no one in my office is bringing me absurdist operas about Dadaism and its effect on South African monkeys).
Odds are that these people don't get a minimum of 10 scripts a week sent to them like the guy or gal with their name on the door. So find a way to get your script to them (which will probably make them feel pretty special and they'll be even more inclined to like it). If they do read it, and if they do like it, they'll have 40+ hours a week to push it to the Producer. If the Producer has already hired that person, then they already trust them, so odds are high that he or she will read it. I know I'd read anything that my staff asked me to.
2. THE TREATMENT APPROACH
Time is moolah, so sitting down (or standing up) and reading a script is
a major investment for someone with a busy schedule. I once did NOT
read a play simply because it was 187 pages. It could have been the
next August: Osage County, but the thought of flipping 187 pages when
I looked at my schedule made me throw up in my mouth (BTW, I did give
it to an associate to read, and it was NOT August: Osage County). The
last thing you want is the taste of vomit in a Producer's mouth
before they've even glanced at your script.
Why not send a paragraph or one page treatment to whet the appetite of
the Producer. Or just send one of the best scenes (Producers tend to make up their minds quickly about plays and if your first few pages don't grab the reader . . . don't start by sending the whole play which starts with the first few pages!!!)
Along with the treatment, include a postage-paid postcard with a box to check to request the full play, or ask him or her to reply to an email if he or she wants to read the full play. Not every show is for every Producer, and that doesn't mean it's a bad script. God knows, the Dadaism opera could be the next Jersey Boys, but I still wouldn't want to produce it. Why waste the Producer's time and the Earth's trees if the show isn't a concept that appeals to the Producer?
Anyone can read a page. Bait the Producer. Get him or her to ask YOU for something. Make them beg for it. It'll put a little psychological power back in your court.
3. THE PRODUCTION APPROACH
Produce the show. Anywhere. Anyhow. Produced shows have more value. I don't care if it was up at a community theater, a black box on the lower-east side, or in your college dorm room. Get it up, and tell me that it was up, and show me some good reviews. A few random quotes from a Philadelphia paper is what got me interested in the book writer of Altar Boyz's work. Without those quotes, he and I never would have met, and the show wouldn't be the same.
It doesn't even matter what the production values were like or if you only sold 2 tickets. Just give me the highlights . . . like a (here we go) baseball game on the 11 PM news. Show me the game happened. Show me that you won. And show me a couple of great 'plays'. But I don't need to know everything.
4. THE PAY THE PRODUCER TO READ IT APPROACH.
Just kidding. ;-)
5. THE CONTEST APPROACH.
Can't get a show up? Win a contest. There are zillions of playwriting contests out there. Enter a few. Win a lot. Slap that seal of approval all over your cover page that you send with your one-pager. Awards are cool and even if it's from an organization I've never heard of, it still makes Producers sit up and take notice. (By the way, contest deadlines are also great ways to motivate yourself to finish something if you're having trouble setting a deadline for yourself)
There are many other ways to get Producers to read your script. Just put yourself in their shoes. Imagine that they don't know you or what it took to write your baby. What would make you read it?
Oh, and what do you do if you try all this, and do your follow up, and they still say they don't want to read your script?
Move on. #$*&( 'em. You can thank them for passing on it when you win your Tony Award, because there was obviously someone better suited to produce it.
You just have to get that person to read it.
Lightning in a bottle is hard to capture once.
So, when people try to use the same bottle to catch another bolt, I always get nervous (this is one of the reasons I won’t be coming out with another interactive show anytime soon).
The popular fiction biz depends on trying to catch secondary bolts. John Grisham writes a best selling legal thriller like The Firm and immediately his publishers put him on a schedule of producing a novel a year to earn his paycheck, praying that his readers "subscribe" to his novels. And all of the novels have similar settings, and similar structure.
But were any of his later books ever as good as The Firm?
That’s what made me nervous when I stepped into the Mark Taper Forum this past Sunday to see the Deaf West production of Pippin (a show that I’ve never been a huge fan of).
This production has the unique distinction of using "deaf, hard-of-hearing and hearing actors as voice and American Sign Language are interwoven with music, dance, and joyous storytelling." (i.e. there were two Pippins).
Unique, right? Absolutely . . . except that there was a revival of Big River on Broadway a few years ago brought to us by Deaf West and The Roundabout. So, I walked in with an expectation of what I was about to see and hear . . . something I knew was special . . . but something that, well, I had already seen and heard.
Get this. They exceeded my decent-sized expectations.
Maybe it’s because Pippin lends itself to a more theatrical treatment like this than Big River.
Maybe it’s because the newly redesigned Mark Taper Forum provided one of the most comfortable theatrical experiences I’ve ever had (the lobby, the seats, the restrooms, and even the ticketing-system were extraordinary).
Maybe it's because I had been disappointed by the actors-as-musicians Company after seeing Sweeney Todd.
Or maybe it’s because the creative team led by Jeff Calhoun knew that they couldn’t just serve up what we’ve seen before, and they worked their asses off to prove that they weren’t trying to catch lightning in a bottle.
They were trying to create the lightning.
So if you want to do something similar to what you’ve done before, or what someone else has done before (I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard people say, “I’ve got the next Blue Man Group! Or “I’ve got the next Mamma Mia!”), go for it.
But go for it twice as hard as you went after it the first time.